Alter be ashamed

So Wigan lass Nikki Jane is set to be the next biggest thing in Hollywood pornos?

Hmmm.

I know she’s not hurting anyone and that some will admire her sassiness but how is she going to feel about her hard-core porn past in ten years' time.

How will her future kids manage to be anything other than horrified when they find out (which they will of course) their mum’s past.

In fact, I’m getting ahead of myself, how will any future boyfriends feel about the fact their girlfriend gets paid for sex on camera?

Getting paid to sleep with strangers, for other strangers to watch is never going to be a fast track way to keep any self-respect.

Nikki Jane says she’s happy, says even her MUM is happy for her, but I can’t help thinking this “career” choice is just a whole lot of heartache and problems waiting to happen.

What do you think? Have your say here.

My hell over sacking

NEVERMIND Countdown, Carol Volderman is an institution herself.

And the way her bosses have treated her is just plain insulting to both her and her army of fans.

You’d be hard pushed to find many people who haven’t - at sometime or another – watched Countdown.

Whether you watched in your student days, tuned in when you’ve been off poorly from work, switched on when you’ve been at home bringing your kids up, or made a date with the program while enjoying your retirement Countdown has been a stalward of day-time TV for longer than I’ve been alive.

And Carol has been a huge part of what makes it so special.

What do you reckon? Have your say here

It's all gone Ron..

I DO feel sorry for Jo, I really do – but that doesn’t change the fact that when I first heard about ol’ Ronnie running off with a 20-year-old I grinned.

He’s a Rolling Stone. And he might 61, but isn’t it good to know that he’s still living the old rock and roll dream?!

He’s fallen off the wagon, he’s in rehab, he’s confused and telling the missus he loves her one minute, then saying it’s over the next.

And he’s got Gazza feeling sorry for him and popping by for a chat.

Classic!!

I don’t know about you, but with all the woe of the credit crunch, Ronnie’s escapades have cheered me right up. (Sorry Jo).

What do you reckon? Have your say here.

Dannii v Cheryl

WHAT the hell have these two got to be arguing about?

I mean, seriously, what? They’re both gorgeous, they’re both rich and they’ve got TV’s plum jobs.

It’s like being back in your primary school playground and listening to the two most popular girls arguing over whose hair is the nicest – or something equally silly.

Dannii should get over her hang-up about Cheryl being younger and prettier and just chill out a bit.

Let’s not forget that Cheryl’s got a mean right hook and if this catfight got physical only a fool would put their money on Dannii.

What do you reckon? Have your say here.

Kerry's Shameless family

IT’S true – Kerry Katona’s family really would put TV’s Gallaghers to shame.

The family from Shameless pretty much sum up the worst of the UK’s wasters.

And Kerry’s mob would be right at home with them.

What do you reckon? Let me know here!

Bitty!

EWWW and double eww.

There is something unspeakably cringy about this pic of Rod Stewart latching on to Penny’s boob – it’s like catching your grandparents in bed!

In that pink outfit Rod does actually look a wrinkly, overgrown baby. And it’s enough to turn your belly.

What do you reckon? Have your say here.

Fern Britton's fat lie

FERN, you should have just TOLD us!

In all honesty I’m sure no one would have thought any the less of Fern Britton if she’d said she'd had a gastric band fitted.

She obviously desperately wanted to lose weight – despite her protests to the contrary – and she felt she needed help.

Fair enough.

But all the pretending that she’d done it by simple exercise and healthy eating has just made her look rather sad.

What do you reckon? Have your say here.

No job, no money..but sex FOUR times a day - Grandad, 45 & his runaway lover, 16.

I would say there’s something wrong with this – but in fact EVERYTHING is wrong with it.

A 45-year-old running away with a 16-year-old schoolgirl is the stuff of parent’s nightmares and a disaster waiting to happen.

Of course she thinks she loves him and it’ll last forever. She’s 16. Who doesn’t think like that, at that age?

But he is old enough to know better – he has a daughter almost the same age as his new girlfriend.

It’s not romantic. It’s not pretty. And it’ll all end in tears. Her tears, that is.

What do you reckon? Have your say here.

Broke Kerry buys his 'n' hers Porsches

What planet does Kerry Katona live on?

Seriously, who in their right mind when faced with possible bankruptcy is worried about his ‘n’ her cars?

With her husband looking more excited about his Porsche than his baby son, Max, it’s like Kerry is convinced if she keeps on buying flash motors she’ll be able to hide the state she’s in.

It’s just madness…utter madness.

What do you reckon? Have your say here.

I'm a size zero...and there's NOTHING to be ashamed of

TOO right as well!

Roxy McKee is gorgeous, happy, a size zero – and fed up with the unfair blacklash against naturally slender girls.

We’ve got so caught up the horrors of anorexia we’ve forgotten that some people like Roxy are just naturally small.

While calling someone fat is unacceptable people increasingly seem to think it’s fine to give petite girls gip.

Fatties love nothing more than crowing over their quarter-pounders tutting, shaking their heads and wobbling with feigned concern at the mere mention of someone with a size zero figure.

Just because you can fit into jeans that some girls can’t get over their knees, does not always mean you don’t eat well and you’re unhealthy – as Roxy proves.

Let me know what you reckon here.