GOOD old Penelope Cruz. Doesn’t matter how highbrow the movie, Pen will somehow find a way to squeeze a nude scene in.
And in that respect, Elegy does not disappoint. In that respect, anyway.
Ben Kingsley stars as David Kepesh: Intellectual, broadcaster and all-round scarf-wearing berk who can’t even go to the loo without referencing Tolstoy.
TALK about greasy lovers—JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE is so worried his lady JESSICA BIEL is too thin, he's ordered her to pig out on BURGERS and BEER.
A source told me: "Jessica really loves to work out and so does Justin, but lately it seems like that's all she is doing.
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DO-GOODER Sir BOB GELDOF is sending druggie daughter Peaches to AFRICA, I can reveal.
The scruffy poverty campaigner has had enough of her wild-child ways and is hoping a spell helping others might whip her into shape.
Peaches Geldof slideshow
PREVIOUSLY, on car crash TV... Yep, BRITNEY SPEARS is now set to star in her own telly show.
The troubled singer has ordered her vast entourage to start carrying professional video cameras around to film her every move, 24/7.
A source told me: "Britney's bodyguards and staff have been told not to miss a thing.
MISERABLE Mucca HEATHER MILLS is panicking over what her ex-publicist MICHELE ELYZABETH will reveal next.
Furious Michele, who defended Heather in the US for four years before quitting last week, has already said she doesn't believe the stash of secret tapes Mucca threatened Sir PAUL McCARTNEY with ever existed.
Now Heather is terrified even juicier revelations are just around the corner.
A source said: "Michele knows where all the bodies are buried—not literally, of course—but what she knows is bad enough to bring Heather down in flames.
"Heather is going frantic over whether she'll talk or not."
IMAGINE waking up next to this every morning, chaps.
Sadly, model GISELE BUNDCHEN is already spoken for—and looks set to wed soon.
Gisele Bundchen slideshow
Sweet-faced MILEY CYRUS has been offered $1 MILLION to become to face of a US condom firm.
The wholesome 15-year-old Hannah Montana star, who’s pledged to stay off sex until her wedding night, is being courted by LifeStyles Condoms, who say she’s the ‘obvious choice’.
Miley Cyrus slideshow
GOOD old Penelope Cruz. Doesn’t matter how highbrow the movie, Pen will somehow find a way to squeeze a nude scene in.
And in that respect, Elegy does not disappoint. In that respect, anyway.
Ben Kingsley stars as David Kepesh: Intellectual, broadcaster and all-round scarf-wearing berk who can’t even go to the loo without referencing Tolstoy.
DEFINITION of a mummy in the movies: The soulless reanimated corpse of a long-dead dynasty that will suck the life out of millions of people in a horribly protracted and agonising way.
Definition of The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor? The above, but with a decent car chase.
The original Mummy film was a daft, very enjoyable, kind of own-brand Indiana Jones blockbuster. And the sequel, The Mummy Returns, was not quite as good, but still fun in its own way.
"IT'S hot in London tonight" were the words that rang around a packed, sweaty Brixton Academy on Thursday night.
Standing on the speakers at the front of a packed Brixton Academy, dripping with sweat and still with that trademark spiky hairdo , was the man of the moment: Billy Idol.
For anyone in the auditorium it could have been 1986 all over again. Billy doesn't look any different now to then, and still possesses the ability to grab the audience by the cahoonahs.