Lock up yer daughters. Rock queen Madonna's back on stage - and she's feelin' frisky at (nearly) fifty.
While sugar-sweet Kylie launched her tour in a blaze of stardust and colour just up the road, a scuzzed-up Madge played her Paris gig dressed in head-to-toe black.
And as the set wore on, she got DIRTY with her dancers...
Kylie Minogue kicked off her £10m KylieX2008 tour in Paris ... and guess who was in the front row?
Her ex Olivier Martinez was snapped among the 10,000 French fans at the Barcy stadium - the birthplace of cabaret.
Teenage bellydancer Sophie Mei stunned Simon into an unusual silence with her breathtaking performance on Britain's Got Talent.
That little Dec fella was pretty quiet too.
You can watch her sizzling show by clicking Read On...and before you ask, yes she got through..!
BOOZING, bickering and a busy busy work schedule led to the break-up of boy band legends BOYZONE, I can reveal.
In an exclusive interview as they prepared for their comeback tour, the Irish lads told me of the troubled time they went through just before they split almost ten years ago.
WELL, here we have it ladies— proof that even the most stunning women can suffer from cellulite hell.
Read on to see what we mean.
WHAT'S eating PARIS HILTON, I wonder?
The blonde heir-head turned up for the LA launch of sexy new series Scarlet —her man BENJI MADDEN was on the decks—with a face like thunder.
JUST weeks after I told you that MARIAH CAREY had a new Honey, she's apparently gone and married the lucky fella.
THIS is one of the most shocking stories I've EVER reported — NAOMI CAMPBELL's being nice.
Yes, the celebrity world was reeling this week after the catwalk diva was caught out serving tea and coffee to assistants on the set of Ugly Betty.
SEX And The City star SARAH JESSICA PARKER goes through an incredible 81 outfit changes in the new movie.
But—and this one will make you spit yer cocktails out—Sarah is nothing like her fashion-mad character Carrie.
SMITTEN singer JOHN MAYER has given new girlfriend JENNIFER ANISTON flowers for EVERY day they have been together.
After I exclusively revealed they were a couple last week, the Gravity star has splashed out on bouquets to celebrate their FIVE days together.