Lock up yer daughters. Rock queen Madonna's back on stage - and she's feelin' frisky at (nearly) fifty.
While sugar-sweet Kylie launched her tour in a blaze of stardust and colour just up the road, a scuzzed-up Madge played her Paris gig dressed in head-to-toe black.
And as the set wore on, she got DIRTY with her dancers...
Kylie Minogue kicked off her £10m KylieX2008 tour in Paris ... and guess who was in the front row?
Her ex Olivier Martinez was snapped among the 10,000 French fans at the Barcy stadium - the birthplace of cabaret.
TWO years on, the "da-da-da, da-da-da!" chant in Chelsea Dagger is still being yelled every Saturday at football grounds around Britain.
And it was yelled here for half an hour before the lads came on.
But if Chelsea Dagger is their best-known song, the Scots have plenty of other glam-rock chants to hand, like Henrietta and Baby Fratelli.

NEARLY 15 years after their first hit, are Supergrass still, well, all right? Nah, they’re way better than that.
Teenagers when they started charting, drummer Danny Goffey and bassist Mick Quinn only look about 15 now (singer Gaz Coombes is going bald, but hides that under a stetson).
Legendary Charlatans front man Tim Burgess is in fine form as he knocks back his Red Bull in London's Hard Rock cafe.
"We've been going nearly 20 years now and we're still going strong," laughs Tim.
"Everyone in the band's still massively up for what we're doing. There's a great vibe. We're The Charlatans through and through."
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Speaking more like Dawn French's impression of her from French And Saunders than any normal human being, Icelandic pop pixie Bjork's in a good mood.
But you wouldn't guess that from the deathly slow first half of her show, part of her first proper tour in a decade.