And so the dinner lady goes home to spend more time with her hairy-chested husband. At least I hope that's what she does and she doesn't do anything terminal like the article suggests.
However, I must say that I didn't see that coming. Well not really. Last year the last two groups came fourth and fifth. I'd assumed the same would happen this year, so I'd more or less written Same Difference off, even though I thought they sang the best last night.
And when Sarah burst into tears at the end I really thought that was the end. I take a stern view of overt sentimentality and really thought they'd blown it. The same went for Leon when he kissed the girl in yellow. I'd barely recovered from last year when
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Ben serenaded a girl while doing an Aerosmith work-out.
But what do I know? Simon was pleased as punch. All he wanted was to be able to walk out on stage at the start of the final. Unlike Sharon and now Louis who will both be sitting in the dark while Dannii and Simon come through with their acts.
Still, you've got to hand it to Simon. He knows how to play it. He never tried attacking Rhydian. Instead he went for the other two. Whereas Louis did his predictable turn. Talking up Leon was his mistake, and repeating his critique of SD was crazy. He's been babbling on about how they're lovely kids but they haven't got the X Factor for two months now. It's gettting repetitive.
As for Rhydian? Is he really that good? I liked him a lot from the very start, and he has delivered some knockout performances. But in recent weeks he's gone a bit off. Maybe it's deliberate, and he's being given inappropriate songs just to make sure this isn't a runaway victory. But "Bridge over Troubled Water"? I'd rather listen to Art Garfunkel. The acclaim isn't quite justified.
But it isn't going to be Niki who takes him on. SD will surely sneak in as third, and it will then come down to Danni's duo. I haven't rated Leon at all during this series. But then I didn't rate Ray much last year, either, but he's definitely getting better. Also, I can't see people voting for Rhydian more than once. I can see people voting for Leon over and over.
This isn't over yet, folks. Anyway, here's one last chance to see Niki. Did she really deserve to go? I thought she'd been consistently good all year.
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