Russell Brand as Big Brother's Big Baldy

HAIR today, gone tomorrow. Well, it looks that way for cheeky Mockney RUSSELL BRAND.

The hairy lothario has gone and ordered all-in-one body shaver, the Braun Cruzer 4.

I got my graphic whiz to show what Russ would look like without his messy mane.

Mmmmm, I'd shave yourself the bother Russ.

CONGRATS to celeb chef ALDO ZILLI and his wife NIKKI who welcomed their baby daughter Twiggy to the world this week.

The bubbly's on me, mate.